It's a New Day

Bob's Backstop for October 21, 2004

 

The Dynasty's New Clothes "Pay no attention to that dynasty behind the curtain..."
Paternity Suit  

 

"WHO'S my Daddy?"
Start Spreadin' the News...  

 

"The Red Sox did WHAT?"
In Theo Epstein's Office  

 

"Come on, Cashman, you can do better than THAT..."
Long Shots Pay Off  

 

"I know Chuck promised me he'd let me sleep with you if the Red Sox beat the Yankees, but I never really expected it to happen..."
The Best Laid Plans...  

 

"Hey, baby, you might think I'm just some hayseed from out of town, but I scored a couple of tickets to the World Series at Yankee Stadium. What time should I pick you up Saturday?"
Fleeting Images of the Past...  

 

Even after all these years, Jeffrey Meier is still reaching over the railing into fair territory...
The Way of all Flesh  

 

The King is Dead.
The Final Solution  

 

"This looks like a job for Zipperman...I mean, Zimmerman!"
Red Sox  

 

"It's ALIVE!"
Yankee Makeover  

 

"Now, Cashbar, I have this team of experts coming in...I've been watching these kids on TV, and I've seen them revive a lot of New York area losers...so let's see what they can do for us. Maybe it's time we loosen up those grooming rules, for instance..."
Slack Front Office Work Costs Yankees  

 

"Hey, Cashman's in Tampa getting chewed out by the old man. We'll look for that lefty tomorrow, right, sweet chops?"
Some Predictions Come True...  

 

"What have you ever won? Crap, we're NEVER going to win another World Series if George keeps signing these jerks..."
Off-Season Plans  

 

Giambi returns to "The Clear" in an effort to revitalize his career...